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* How Pervy Are You? *



Below is a series of scientifically crafted questions to determine just how pervy you are. Answer Truthfully!

Copy, paste and highlight your choices in bold type and post to get the results. See how you rate on the PervPoll! Rupert, Dan, Jason, Tom, Alan -- use the subject prompt and tell us which is the lust of your life.

Link this entry to your friends and grandmothers ('cause if that's not a pervy old lady for ya, we don't know what is) so they can get their results to this enlightening quiz. ^_^


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You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lips a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick.
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.


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Aw, what the hell. I'm curious ^_^

You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
-- Actually, that came second. I first started writing as much smut as I could to exorcise my demons.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
-- This was as I stared cross-eyed at an unblinking Draco *snort*

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
-- These very words, minus "tiger," but it was at the tip of my tongue.

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.
-- *sigh* Yes, it's true. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
-- Yeah. What it says *cough*

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
-- Gooseegg. But I realized after the fact how striking some of my serious crushes were in comparison to lustgods.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
-- Clean and refreshing.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
-- After I divorced about 26 of them, I've gotten it pared down to just nine last names.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
-- Yeah, he does *smirk*

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
-- Guys...sometimes they get a bit too "Hey, who gives a fuck."

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
-- Try doing this while on a date. Very entertaining.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
-- I like the wild -- just not the wet.

YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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WITCHY WOMAN


Beneath an icy exterior, your blood runs red-hot for the one you lust. Once you've got your hooks in him, there's simply no competition. Nothing comes between you and your right to perv. Nothing.

SWEET!! I got Pans!! Whoop!! ^_^
Here I go, Pep.

***

You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
--It wasn't immediate, but it was closer than the other two. No one outside the computer is doing what I'm doing.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
--I'd be surprised to get much more than a sentence out.


You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
--The computer screen just doesn't do the taste of his mouth justice.

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
--Must. Work. On. Being. Subtle. Period.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
--Well, if the one you're with doesn't do it for you...

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
--Looks help man, but if there's no personality...Thank god the studs have one, eh?

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.
--Hey, you said truthful... Either shower would only work if said stud was in there with me.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
--What else can I say?

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
*You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.
--I wouldn't be indignant, but I'd definitely call him on that one.


You've wondered what you would change about your dream guy if given the chance.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
--This one was hard. Of course, the age thing going up would help, but I wouldn't change his name (!) or where he lives. I'd follow him!


You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.
--I don't cat call, but I generally annoy those around me. Just ask those who are with me. =)

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
--Yes, yes, yes! I knew I wrote that drabble for a reason.



YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.

Of Course ^_^

pepper__impps

11 years ago

I used this > for my answer:

You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
>* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
>* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
>* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
>* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.(skip this one because I don't have significant other...soooo I dont know)

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
>* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
>* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
>* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.
(I can't answer this because I dont't hav job..but if I do..)

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
>* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
>* His age. His name. His place of residency. (I want to just change his age)..:P

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
>* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.
(it happen to me,...everytime I see Daniel..from all of scene of Poa, and my sister were with me thought I was nut..and people around me join me..)

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
>* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.

there that was not so bad..:P well what is my result. am I most pervy for Danny..;)
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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WITCHY WOMAN


Beneath an icy exterior, your blood runs red-hot for the one you lust. Once you've got your hooks in him, there's simply no competition. Nothing comes between you and your right to perv.
Nothing.



You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.
You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.
You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.
You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.
You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.

And that's all I have to say...heh.


YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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WITCHY WOMAN


Beneath an icy exterior, your blood runs red-hot for the one you lust. Once you've got your hooks in him, there's simply no competition. Nothing comes between you and your right to perv.
Nothing.

You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.(!!lol, that's great!!)
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.


You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.

You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
+You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age. Can it be double my age?
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong. Or are they oh-so-right?

+You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it. But it was only once twice a few times, I swear.

+You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

+You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

+You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

+You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

+You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by. Does he double as a bath toy?

+You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids. Kids would cut away from our alone time...

+You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed. *coughcoughI clean under the bed, you knowcoughcough*

+You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

+You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment. No, but I'll be watching for that the next time I visit the theatre...
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

+You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
Sorry it came up so much. I don't know how I missed that many errors...
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong. (...)

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!" (*hides under a chair*)
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it. A constant fear of mine! ;)

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing. (Would love to have the gall to do this.)

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip. (Very close call but I'm not in the mood right now. So I'm telling the truth. Really!)
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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NAIVE NYMPH


Your prim behavior and sensibilities repress your perviness. More likely to swoon on the inside than out, your dreamboat is going to face the ultimate challenge of winning you over -- if he ever catches on.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
:YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.

Used >>> for answer


 


You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
>>>You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss
>>> You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
>>> "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over
>>> You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
>>>You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
>>> That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
>>>Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
>>>You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
>>>You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
>>> Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
>>> You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
>>> Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.

YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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WITCHY WOMAN


Beneath an icy exterior, your blood runs red-hot for the one you lust. Once you've got your hooks in him, there's simply no competition. Nothing comes between you and your right to perv. Nothing.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong. (lol)

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.

:]
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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NAIVE NYMPH


Your prim behavior and sensibilities repress your perviness. More likely to swoon on the inside than out, your dreamboat is going to face the ultimate challenge of winning you over -- if he ever catches on.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
~That and.... I think of how many different ways his would look face looks when I make him cum~

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

~None of those ...Masterbation is the key here.....~

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

~Pish posh Are U kidding me???? Any way how is said boy er...um man... gonna answer with a ball gag in his mouth~

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.
~Um yea they would consist of a couple of Fuck U's and some derogatory remarks about momma's and farm animals~

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
:evil grin: ~hehehe~

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.
~ Then I'd show him~

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

~~Nope... I like Good ole Mighty Righty~~~

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

~~~It's what I do....~~~

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.

* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"

~~Mostly I just smile~~ A LOT.....


You've wondered what you would change about your dream guy if given the chance.
* His age. His name. His place of residency. His penis size.

~ NUFF said~~

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).

* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

~~All of the above.....I'm a Baaaaaaaad girl~~~~

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.

~~~Um .... er what??? OH,... you were asking a question? ....Sorry.... Um.... Can you repeat that quickly cause I gotta get back into the pool....that's next to the bed .....out in the open field.....~~~~


Trio
One answer per question ^_^
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong. But only because half my age would be...a child.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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NAIVE NYMPH


Your prim behavior and sensibilities repress your perviness. More likely to swoon on the inside than out, your dreamboat is going to face the ultimate challenge of winning you over -- if he ever catches on.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger." (I imagine Daniel would have one. :D)
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So. I fancy this guy at my school who looks like Daniel. :D
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?" Those were the days...
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing. I just wish he was closer to home.
*His age. His name. His place of residency.<

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you. Oh, yeah. xD
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.






Btw, I just finished your request! Go back to the request page of my icon journal and look at my reply!!! Hope you like them.
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.

so, how pervy am i?
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:
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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.


You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
YOUR QUOTIENT:
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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE

Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.


YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:

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NAIVE NYMPH


Your prim behavior and keen sensibilities repress your true perviness. More likely to swoon on the inside than out, your dreamboat is going to face the ultimate challenge of winning you over -- if he ever catches on.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency. just that haha

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.

YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:

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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.


You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
*You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.


You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.


You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.


You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.

YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:

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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.
Oh how can I resist?!

You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.


You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
*"Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."


You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.


You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.


You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.


YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:

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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:

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NAIVE NYMPH


Your prim behavior and sensibilities repress your perviness. More likely to swoon on the inside than out, your dreamboat is going to face the ultimate challenge of winning you over -- if he ever catches on.
You've caught yourself staring at and fantasizing about boys nearly half your age.
* You immediately hopped on the net to find out who else shared your perversion.
* You secretly giggled when you heard other ladies perv, but never joined in.
* You buried your guilt with instant denial and rationalized that your feelings are wrong.

You've actually salivated over a particularly delicious pik.
* You gave his cheek a chaste and modest peck.
* You giggled while giving those moist still-life lipless a full kiss.
* You put some tongue into it -- and you've got a damp paper and a spit-streaked screen to prove it.

You've rehearshed what you would say should you ever happen to meet said stud.
* "It's great to finally meet you!"
* "Wow. That's quite a grip you got there, tiger."
* "I'm your biggest fan -- I've seen all your work!!"

You've heard someone say something derrogatory about the one you lust.
* You silently chalk it up to their ignorance because it's a petty thing to fight over.
* You go into full Counter-Attack Mode and launch a defensive strike.
* You ease into a conversation and use your stunning debate skills to try to smoothly win them over.

You -- and very pissed off significant other -- heard the Other Man's name slip from your lips while in bed.
* You came on a powerful wave of ecstasy -- and a vivid image of your sweaty fantasy lover.
* You knew very well what you were doing and was trying to push buttons.
* It was just a simple, harmless dream -- though there was nothing simple nor harmless about it.

You've started relationships based on how similiar he looked to your dreamboat.
* That's how we struck up an aquaintance. I asked if he'd ever had anyone tell him that he looked just like So-and-So.
* Well, more like So-and-So's third cousin twice removed -- and I was actually attracted more to his personality.
* I asked him if he knew who I was. When he answered no, I asked him if he'd like to know what he was missing.

You've woken up all a-tingle and with no one to share it with.
* You took a quick, cold and distracting shower.
* You took a long, hot and vigorously engrossing shower.
* Your friend Bob (battery operated boyfriend) suddenly dropped by.

You've caught yourself doodling when you should be hard at work.
* You drew your name and his in hearts and made smiley faces.
* You found one daydream led to another -- and suddenly you've got five new hyphenated last names.
* You started a list of precious boy and girl names for your imaginery kids.

You've been busted by your significant other for having files chock full of boytoy pix.
* You smile and coyly ask, "Feel threatened much?"
* You laugh and reassure him that he's the only one.
* You get indignant and bring up the Playboys stashed not too discreetly under the bed.

You've wondered what you would change about your dreamguy if given the chance.
* Trivial things: his hairstyle, clothing, grooming.
* Nothing. He's 100% absolutely perfect. I wouldn't change a thing.
* His age. His name. His place of residency.

You've gone to see your studs newest flick (if your stud's not an actor, it won't count against you).
* You sit in the very front row, so that you will be able to hump the screen at just the right moment.
* You smile to yourself everytime the boy has screen time.
* You cat call, whistle, and generally annoy those around you.

You've figured out the perfect fantasy scenario for the two of you.
* Warm sunshine dancing in his hair as you picnic in a lush green field.
* Satin sheets tickling your skin as he places kisses all over you.
* Cool water lapping your bodies as he pounds you mercilessly after a quick skinny dip.
good lawd I luv your icon.

YOUR PERV QUOTIENT:

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TEMPESTUOUS TEASE


Prone to spirited lustings and passionate outbursts, your fiery temper keep your men in check. Still, there is allure as you remain unassuming about your feminine wiles and girl-next-door charm.
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